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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker
I skip on the beach, and play with the waves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
I won't give up 'til goats sing and walruses fly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
If you believe in forever,
then life is just a one night stand.
- The Righteous Brothers
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow
Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat
Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain
Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain
If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder
Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Be Deliciously Naughty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde
Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns
to be amused rather than shocked.
- Pearl S. Buck
I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill
Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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