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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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Inspirational Phrases and Sayings

To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller

Courage doesn't always roar.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is a choice.
- Anonymous

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle

Live life to the fullest.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

Count Your Blessings.
- Og Mandino

We first make our habits, then our habits make us.
- John Dryden

People only see what they are prepared to see.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Love conquers all.
- Virgil

If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- George Bernard Shaw

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

Leap and the net will appear.
- John Burroughs

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham

Never give up.
- Anonymous

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.
- Aristotle

Live with passion.
- Anthony Robbins

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Be gentle first with yourself.
- Lama Yeshe

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb

Sayings and Phrases about Life - Phrases and Sayings to Live By

Follow your own star.
- Anonymous

Know thyself.
- Socrates

Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll

Reach for the stars.
- Anonymous

Don't sweat the small stuff.
- Richard Carlson

Don't dream it, be it.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb

Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Brontë

Do it Now!
- Napoleon Hill

Confidence is half of victory.
- Yiddish Proverb

Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
- Anonymous

Believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

Each man is the architect of his own fate.
- Appius Claudius

Follow Your Dreams.
- Anonymous

All great truths begin as blasphemies.
- George Bernard Shaw

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

You can't base your life on other people's expectations.
- Stevie Wonder

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Anonymous

In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous

Many hands make light work.
- Anonymous

The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
- Plato

Dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To measure the man, measure his heart.
- Malcolm Forbes

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

Choose the World You See.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Phrases

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- Will Rogers

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx

When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- The Godfather, Part II (1974)

The road to success is always under construction.
- Lily Tomlin

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous

Catchy Phrases

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

Today is the first and last day of forever.
- Stephenie Meyer

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare

Happiness walks on busy feet.
- Kitte Turmell

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain

Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Brontë

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
- John Wooden

If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy

Things do not change; we change.
- Henry David Thoreau

Every wall is a door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be gentle first with yourself.
- Lama Yeshe

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

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