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Drunken Quotes

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With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all.
Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor.
- Hugh Grant

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet,
neither thirsty nor drunken.
- Aristotle

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there
and remember me making drunken mistakes,
that was death.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

 

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough,
as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.
- Lord Chesterfield

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a
drunken man uses lamp-posts -
for support rather than for illumination.
- Andrew Lang

It is the hour to be drunken!
to escape being the martyred slaves of time,
be ceaselessly drunk.
On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
- Charles Baudelaire

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Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes,
and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine
for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.
- Ludwig van Beethoven

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
- Herman Melville

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts -
for support rather than for illumination.
- Andrew Lang

It's funny how all of this has worked out -
I wasn't popular in high school,
but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal.
They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
- Jimmy Kimmel

I think that at the supper I neither receive flesh nor blood,
but bread and wine; which bread when it is broken,
and the wine when it is drunken, put me in remembrance
how that for my sins the body of Christ was broken,
and his blood shed on the cross.
- Jane Grey

My father was predisposed to drunken rages.
I would hide under the bed.
My sister and I were talking just the other day about
the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.
- Antonio Villaraigosa

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,
drunk, or running for office.
- Shirley MacLaine

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
- George William Russell

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it,
sometimes I get out of tune onstage,
but that's something that shouldn't be dissected.
- Stephen Stills

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients
as an excuse for getting drunk.
- Ambrose Bierce

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk
kangaroo on roller skates.
- Joe Garagiola

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach -
murder,
rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
- Eric Stoltz

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.
And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
- Jim Carrey

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost:
for support,
not illumination.
- Vin Scully

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy,
would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
- Charles Darwin

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts,
more for support than illumination.
- Romano Prodi

It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Joe E. Lewis

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk,
and now we stand by each other.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

I used to like whiskey.
But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
- Claude Williams

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
- Archie Moore

I attended a very small junior high and specially in
the end that became a disaster.
The principal was pretty senile and a drunk,
so the children more or less runned the school.
- Jonathan Brandis

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid.
They take drugs.
They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life.
I just played it straight.
- Bobby Vinton

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
the best of life is but intoxication.
- Lord Byron

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated,
has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson

I don't drink, and I don't smoke.
It's a personal preference.
My mom has never drunk or smoked.
I look up to my mom.
- Ashley Tisdale

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
- Mark McKinney

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
- Ozzy Osbourne

Going to the opera, like getting drunk,
is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
- Hannah More

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from
a parked truck in Adelaide.
I was nice and drunk.
It was New Year's Eve.
And that was about 28 years ago.
- Ronald Biggs

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them
underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
- Jacqueline du Pre

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert,
but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the
police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
- Jim Coleman

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving.
I'm also involved with most children's causes,
because children can't help the environment they're in.
- Judd Nelson

When we started I wasn't the singer.
I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Robert Smith

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
- Damien Hirst

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
- Ray Bradbury

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year,
where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
- Kenny Hickey

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless
with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl
who always falls out of clubs drunk.
I know which one I prefer.
- Jenny Frost

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably.
A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne,
and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
- Amanda Peet

I got drunk when I was five.
Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
- Fiona Apple

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever
come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me
beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
- Sitting Bull

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Charles Scribner, Jr.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside,
and I would have consummated a relationship that I
couldn't necessarily believe in.
- Oliver Reed

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
- Sally Kellerman

I have been brought up and trained to have
the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
- Winston Churchill

I've been drunk for about a week now,
and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied
him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
- Tracey Gold

I loved Jack Ford.
I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant
and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk.
But I had a great time.
- Richard Widmark

When the doors of opportunity swing open,
we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too
indifferent to walk through.
- Jesse Jackson

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts,
keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make
them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
- Aleister Crowley

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk,
I bite.
- Bette Midler

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls
Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
- Davy Jones

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot
would ever think of saying except in a desperate case.
It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of
is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way,
that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of
a sudden you're on the floor.
- Gina Gershon

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk.
You have to hold onto them.
They bump into things.
They laugh and cry.
They urinate.
They vomit.
- Johnny Depp

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
- Alben W. Barkley


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