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Michael Quotes

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Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)

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It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

 

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

If you believe in forever,
then life is just a one night stand.
- The Righteous Brothers

Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

I won't give up 'til goats sing and walruses fly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I skip on the beach, and play with the waves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors.
I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and
am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
- Winston Churchill

The answer is twelve monkeys, what's the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Lighten up, have a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Always speak the truth,
think before you speak,
and write it down afterwards.
- Lewis Carroll

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

You may as well laugh at life,
because it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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